The Babylon 5 Catalog
Featuring....
- The Ambassador G'Kar ant farm
- The CentauriMan self-erecting hairpiece
- Delenn's CrystalLego collection
- Deathwalker life-enhancing vitamins (we didn't say WHOSE life)
- Shaal Mayan genderswitch tattoo
- Lennier's Introduction to Minbari Kick-Boxing video
- Grey Council hooded bathrobes (extra oversized for comfort!)
- Vorlon Ouija board with Sound Blaster card
- Psi Corps thought-repellent gloves
- Centauri Woman lilac-scented depilatory head creme
- Centauri multi-tentacle dildo
- Minbari past-life regression cards
- Garibaldi's X-ray blonde detector glasses
- Delenn's special all-over body mud
- Ambassador G'kar's Excito Vitamin E supplements
- CROSSEXSPECIES -- the magazine for out-of-this-world sexual encounters
(a publication of Furrymuck, Inc.)
Special Babylon 5 Anti-Solicitor Doorbell Collection
- Morden anti-solicitor doorbell
- "What do you want? What do you want? What do
you want? What do you want?"
- Ivanova anti-solicitor doorbell
- "If you're
trying to sell me something, I'll personally rip your lungs out. BOOM!"
- Kosh anti-solicitor doorbell
- "@*#$&# They are not for you
#*$&#*"
- Senator Hidoshi anti-solicitor doorbell
- "I'm sorry, no funds were voted
for that."
- Commander Sinclair anti-solicitor doorbell with auto-tracking laser
- "I'm
sure we can discuss this PEACEFULLY."
- Zathras anti-solicitor doorbell #1
- "You are The One! You are The One!"
- Zathras anti-solicitor doorbell #2
- "Zathras bad for solicitors. Great debt.
Terrible debt. Checkbook balancing not Zathras's skill. Either way, not so good for solicitor."
- Bester anti-solicitor doorbell
- "I don't want any vacuums."
- Talia anti-solicitor doorbell
- "I'm sorry, I can't. Well, maybe. But this
will be painful!"
- Lennier anti-solicitor doorbell
- "Soon. Very soon!"
- Ambassador Mollari anti-solicitor doorbell
- "Go Avay! Go Avay!"
- Lurker anti-solicitor doorbell
- "Life's cheap here, my friend. You only
come here when you want to sell us weasels."
- Sebastian anti-solicitor doorbell
- "Who are you? . . .
*Un*acceptable. Who are you?"
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Last updated:
11/17/95
Created by: Stef
Copyright 1995 Stef Maruch